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          | Another edition of "Tuesdays with Tom" is now a wrap: https://vimeo.com/157191686. This latest episode features one of Polywater's best-selling products: Grime-Away Wipes. Tom provides a brief overview of Grime-Away's advantages over the competition and describes a few of the support materials and selling tools available to reps. It's a good 5-minute refresher to help increase your sales of this excellent growth product. Tim Wille is the star of the "Meet the Team" segment beginning at the 06:12 mark of the video. Tim is in his 21st year as a Polywater employee. He works multiple roles in production, maintenance, and as a machinist. Polywater is located in Stillwater, a small Minnesota town on the banks of the beautiful St. Croix River bordering Wisconsin. Many of our employees reside in Wisconsin and cross the river daily for work in Minnesota, including Tim. Like all red-blooded "Cheeseheads," Tim is a Green Bay Packer fan who enjoys a good beer now and again. Tim is also a highly principled individual and a firm believer that in life you should only do something if you mean it. That applies especially to smiling. In this GoPro video Tom has captured rare glimpses of the legendary Tim Wille smile. It should come as no surprise that the topics that elicit the smiles are ... 1) The Green Bay Packers and 2) beer. The latter discussion is the highlight of the video, in which Tim Wille demonstrates in dramatic fashion at least six ways to open a beer in a post-apocalyptic world without bottle openers. This is important and practical sales training everyone can put to use. Thank you, Tim Wille. And congratulations to Joe Harster of Archway Sales. Joe was the winner of the $25.00 gift card in a random drawing from the last "Tuesdays with Tom," which saw a record number of entries. |
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                              | Teacher Comments Made on Students' Report Cards   1) Participates in shared research ... by copying answers off the Internet. 2) Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 3) I would not allow this student to breed. 4) Your child has delusions of adequacy. 5) Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 6) Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 7) The student has a "full six-pack," but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 8) This child has been working with glue too much. 9) When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 10) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 11) If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 12) It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 13) The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. 14) Your son likes to think of himself as the teacher's pet, at least I hope that's what the barking is about. 15) Your son needs to improve his command over the parts of speech that involve words. 16) Your child's long division skills are improving .. . as long as it's a number divided by one. 17) Your son's penmanship clearly shows the potential of his becoming a doctor. |
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