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Issue #899 |
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          | Polywater's Electrical Division is back with another installment of "Tuesdays with Tom," which are designed to be short, entertaining training videos on various Polywater products. The videos are shot on a microscopic production budget without the benefit of paid actors or voice talent--which is fine because it reduces the chances of being upstaged by Kanye West. In this episode you get to watch Jake Jonnes fly up an actual utility transmission pole in wintry Wisconsin for a "bird's-eye view" of some impressive woodpecker damage. He then demonstrates at death-defying heights the cold-weather installation of UPR-NF (Utility Pole Repair -- No Flow), one of Polywater's hottest-selling sealant products. This is great field video, well worth watching. Click here, or copy and paste the address into a browser: https://vimeo.com/155882622. The TWT target audience is similar to that of the "Friday Fax": Polywater's superlative team of manufacturer's reps. The concept is to provide meaningful sales information in timely fashion that you can use to increase your sales of Polywater Products. You can watch the videos anytime and as many times as you want, making them a more convenient training tool for you and your team. As Jake points out, his territory's sealant sales were up 94%. This is where the action is. Your Polywater sales breakdown (sealants, cleaners, and lubricants) should show similar growth. This video can help get you there. |
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                              | More Typical Blonde Traits   1) Two blondes are trying to unlock a car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down." 2) Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. 3) Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. 4) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon. 5) What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training. 6) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. 7) Why are the Japanese so smart? No blondes. 8) Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse. 9) What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. 10) Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed. 11) What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer. 12) Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese. 13) Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind. 14) Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building. |
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