Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #887


          Q: What do The Road Warrior, Polywater J, Crocodile Dundee, and Grime-Away Wipes all have in common? A: They were all filmed in Australia for the big screen. Look closely at this still shot from a movie scene. Do you recognize anything?

Here's the story. Recently, John "Eagle Eyes" Tucker (of Domino High Voltage) explained that while he and his wife were watching Son of a Gun, an Australian movie from 2014, something popped out of the background at him--a canister of Grime-Away sitting on a shelf as the actor was running through an airport hangar. Talk about product placement! John sold a lot of Grime-Away in his days with a different distributor--maybe that very canister!--and, amazingly, was able to spot the familiar package with his sharp eye during a chase scene. It wasn't on the screen very long.

Here's a link to info on the movie for those interested in testing their own eyesight and celebrating their close connection to this now-world-famous product: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2452200/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1. The basic plot has a guy busting out of prison with one of Australia's most notorious criminals. He joins his gang for a gold heist that soon pits the two men against one another. It stars Ewan McGregor, so it must be pretty good. And with Grime-Away in the cast, you can be sure they'll "clean up" at the box office.

Some reps will recall that this isn't Polywater's first run in the big time. As detailed in Friday Fax #659 in May of 2011, Polywater J featured prominently in an episode of The Science Channel's "Build It Bigger" series, documenting construction of the massive Wonthaggi Desalination Plant in Victoria, Australia. After the show aired, drought-stricken Melbourne got its much-needed water. And the sales of Polywater J's competitors? Yeah, they pretty much dried up.


The Joke
                              Norwegian Firefighters.   One night a fire started at a chemical plant in a small Minnesota town. It soon exploded into massive flames. An alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer firefighters appeared on scene, the chemical company president rushed over and said, "Our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. As more fire departments arrived and the situation became dire, the president raised his offer to $100,000 for the crew that saved his company's secret files. Then in the distance, a lone siren was heard as the last fire truck came into view: the nearby rural township volunteer fire company, comprised mainly of old Norwegians. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. The other firemen just watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Soon the old Norske crew had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave firefighters. The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on video, asking their chief, "What will you do with all that money?" Ole Larsen, the elderly fire chief, said, "Vell, da first ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat &#$@ing truck!"

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