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Issue #883

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In what has been called a "big mousse-take" and "the ultimate bad hair day", this image, which has begun circulating on social media, shows a mystery woman with a decided frown, believed to be from Eastern Europe, who mixed up hair mousse with builders' foam and ended up in the hospital.

You can read the whole story at the UK's Daily Mail. While she purportedly confused the aerosol foam for a can of hair product, she had also infused twigs and leaves into the new style, leading to speculation that there might be more to the story. And judging by the amount of foam she managed to apply before recognizing her error, I'm going to go with "more to the story."

Hopefully California won't see this story and require urethane foam manufacturers to start putting additional warning labels on their packages. In case you're not already aware, our FST Foam is for industrial use only and should not be used as shampoo or hair gel--or as random back-alley entertainment around a burning barrel with cheap wine.

We battle daily with ineffective, open-cell aerosol foams for the global duct sealing market, but this is one market segment we will concede. Canned foam manufacturers can have the Eastern European urethane hair gel market uncontested.

Although ... that is a pretty cool look.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Truisms. 1) You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 2) You can observe a lot just by watching. 3) You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. 4) You can't fall off the floor. 5) You can't get here from there. 6) You can't guard against the arbitrary. 7) You can't outtalk a man who knows what he's talking about. 8) You can't push a rope. 9) You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it. 10) You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 11) You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away. 12) You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game. 13) You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. 14) You get the most of what you need the least. 15) You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. 16) You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue; agree with him. 17) You never find an article until you replace it. 18) You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 19) You never want the one you can afford. 20) You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox. 21) You will always find something in the last place you look.

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