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Issue #881 |
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          | Some of you may remember Mr. Haney from the old Green Acres sitcom forever trying to sell worthless junk to the urbanite-turned-farmer Oliver Douglas. "This is your lucky day, Mr. Douglas," he'd say in his warbling voice. Mr. Haney and others like him are trying to sell bulk cleaners to your customers. Are you a Mr. Haney? Our saturated wipes in pouches and tins, such as the PEL-PAC System, generate higher revenue, profit margin, and commissions than bulk containers. But are they a good deal for the customer? Buyers often try to reduce the question to an ounce-to-ounce cost analysis. Surprise! Cleaners (as Mr. Haney well knows) are cheaper by the drum. But Polywater doesn't just sell cleaners; we sell fast and safe cable splices and fiber terminations. What the buyer ignores in this calculation is that workers don't carry 55-gallon drums in their pocket and just whip them out to sprinkle a few drops on a cable. Drums have to be handled, stored, and hazmatted. The cleaner must be laboriously transferred to smaller, field-friendly containers--which must be purchased, inventoried, and deployed separately--and then poured onto rags or other wipes, which (also purchased, inventoried, and deployed separately) may be unsuitable to the task because of linting or the introduction of other contaminants. Buyers may save a few pennies in cleaner cost with bulk purchase, but miss the big picture: labor always costs more than solvent. With today's squeezed budgets, convenience equals economy. There's a second compelling reason end users benefit from wipes. It's harder to quantify economically, but is very real and arguably more important. Bulk cleaners are inherently more hazardous than saturated towelettes. Bulk containers spill. They present increased fire hazard and environmental liability. They can expose workers to toxic vapor levels. They can damage the very cables they're trying to clean through oversaturation. Saturated wipes eliminate all this. Lazy Mr. Haney types quote "as-equal" on bulk cleaner RFQs. Elite Polywater sales professionals sell "the complete solution" via safe and economical towelette packaging. They have fancy cars and hot lovers. |
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                              | Things to Know about Business.   1) When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often. 2) When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're finished with, you will need it instantly. 3) When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer, provided of course you know that there is a problem. 4) When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. 5) When you are right be logical, when you are wrong befuddle. 6) When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you. 7) When you're up to your eyeballs in alligators, it's difficult to keep your mind on the fact that your primary objective was to drain the swamp. 8) When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 9) Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's. 10) When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible. 11) When someone says this is as bad as it can get, don't bet on it. 12) When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight. 13) When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains. 14) When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all other coins will roll out of sight. 15) When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky. 16) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. 17) When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly. 18) When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad. 19) When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally. |
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