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Issue #879


          American Polywater has just released a new Pad N Pole Product Flyer. This new sales tool provides a great opportunity to talk with customers about the various features, benefits, and advantages of this unique and highly effective utility enclosure repair product.

Pad N Pole Repair has quickly grown to be one of Polywater's most successful products. What the product actually does for customers goes way beyond safety. Pad N Pole is all about electrical service reliability and resiliency. In today's environment, where storm hardening and emergency response practices are paramount, an easily deployable product that can help prevent a small problem from becoming a huge one is increasingly important.

Pad N Pole allows effective, long-term repair of damaged enclosures in the field. The quick application pays for itself many times over by eliminating enclosure replacement and the resulting service interruptions. The new flyer lays out the product concept and includes a concise application tutorial with photos of an actual repair on the backside. The new flyer is great way to start the discussion with potential users.


The Joke
                              The Immutable Laws of Golf.   LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor. LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire. LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man. LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls. LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

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