Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #855


           This lizard is pretty chill. He's singing his favorite Culture Club song ("Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon") while trying to name his band. Is it "Lyzyrd Skynyrd? Thin Lizzy? Liz Zeppelin? That's a tough one, but not as tough as writing a Friday Fax on short notice with writer's block. Thus we update and reissue a 5-year-old list of Famous Polywater Rock Bands assembled by our Motley Sales Crue and some office personnel who like to pay tribute to their favorite products as much as they like to Rage Against the Fax Machine. As a Polywater groupie you should recognize the product references.



The Joke		                               More Bumper Stickers.   1) It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. 2) Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. 3) Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. 4) Mediocrity thrives on standardization. 5) Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. 6) The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 7) Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 8) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 9) Death is Nature's way of saying "slow down." 10) Don't force it, get a larger hammer. 11) Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality. 12) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 13) Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it. 14) History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. 15) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 16) She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

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