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Be the Weasel. Ride the woodpecker to fame and fortune with sales of UPR Utility Pole Repair. By now most people have seen this crazy-but-100%-real photo of a weasel "hitching a ride" on a European Green Woodpecker, much to the bird's dismay. Unfortunately for the woodpecker, weasels are notorious nest robbers. The weasel wasn't just riding the bird like a boss; he was trying to eat it. Instead of fight or flight, the photographer caught a rare case of fight in flight. UPR Repair allows you to channel your inner weasel and save your customers thousands of dollars ... because with UPR the woodpecker can't win. UPR is all about repairing poles vs. replacing them. Woodpecker holes allow moisture to penetrate the wood, causing the pole to rot. Damage must be repaired as soon as possible to halt further decay and save costly change outs. With the proper sealant and application techniques, repairs can extend pole life and dramatically reduce replacement costs. Allow this amazing image to become a metaphor for your efforts to promote UPR and save wooden utility poles from the ravages of feral woodpeckers. Let the weasel become your avatar, and own the woodpecker like a Na'vi warrior. Ride it like a mountain banshee. Dominate the sales of pole repair products in your territory. |
