
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #850

American Polywater is now an approved Sonepar Vendor. This can help agents in obtaining appointments, making product presentations, and selling Polywater Products to Sonepar branch locations.

This Vendor Confirmation Notice on Sonepar letterhead can be used to document our status with local branches: "To whom this may concern, My name is Sean St. Ledger and I am the Associate Product Strategy Manager in charge of the Tools, Fasteners, Safety, & Misc. product segment for all of Sonepar. This document confirms that American Polywater is a Sonepar Vendor. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me through my cell at 215-384-8155 or by email at sean.st.ledger@sonepar-us.com. Thanks. --Sean St. Ledger"

Polywater supports your sales efforts through its participation in as many national programs with electrical distribution as possible. In addition to this new agreement with Sonepar, we have corporate-level relationships with the following organizations:

Wesco -- Preferred Vendor
Graybar -- NIA (National Incentive Agreement)
CED -- Master Vendor
REXEL -- National Program
Affiliated Distributors -- A-D Supplier

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

The Rude Parrot. David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer for just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream, as he expected--then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask ... what did the chicken do?"

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American Polywater Corporation -- The world's leading manufacturer of cable pulling lubricants, cable cleaners, sealants, and MRO & construction chemicals.
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