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Issue #848


Dirty Solar Panel
          Polywater has just secured a great Solar Panel Wash Testimonial that you can begin using immediately to assist your sales efforts.

Sunshine Solutions, a specialty solar panel maintenance service out of Riverside California, recently began using our "SPW" Solar Panel Wash and likes its performance very much. Sunshine Solutions performs system maintenance on residential and commercial solar arrays. Routine cleaning of the panels on a 3-month cycle is part of their service. With the motto that "Efficiency Matters" they were eager to field trial SPW and, when it out-performed their existing products, willing to share their experience with us. The result is this excellent write-up about a challenging 314-panel cleaning job at a car dealership, which they described as "a nasty job."

This is a meaningful testimonial. Sunshine Solutions isn't some random contractor picking off rooftop cleaning jobs and hosing things down with water or window cleaner (which, BTW, can damage parts of a solar panel). They pin their very existence to specialization--including the products they use--with a goal of maximizing the system owner's return on investment by optimizing output via clean panels, and extending equipment life through the use of compatible products.

SPW is gaining traction in the market and we're very excited about this new product. Now you and your customers have 3rd-party evidence of why.


The Joke
                              Twenty Disses.   1) Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up! 2) Your intelligence can't be measured. The scale won't go that low. 3) Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting. 4) I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that level. 5) I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike. 6) I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet! 7) I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than yours. 8) Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death? 9) Your mouth is the perfect size ... for your foot. 10) I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon. 11) Know what I like about your face? Me neither. 12) Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag. 13) Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it. 14) You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any. 15) You'll never use your mind. You can't lose what you never had. 16) You've made this a date I won't forget... no matter how hard I try. 17) I know why they call this a blind date. Now that I've seen you, I wish I were blind. 18) You're like disposable diapers ... always getting dumped. 19) "What are you doing Friday night?" "Trying to forget you just asked me that." 20) "What's he got that I haven't?" "You want it listed alphabetically?"

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