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Issue #825 |
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          | Linda Hofer with Kozlin Agencies in Calgary, one of Polywater's Canadian representatives, recently wrote in to Polywater's Canadian Sales Manager, Christine Otam, with a rather humorous testimonial for RBG Rubber Goods Cleaner: "Christine, As you know, my husband Grant is a Polywater lover. Anytime he can’t do what he wants with conventional products, he turns to Polywater. Then he kicks himself for not using it in the first place. Our boat trailer has been a thorn in his side for a couple of years now, because he just couldn’t get it cleaned up. I always step on the fender to get in the boat, which greatly annoys him because I dirty the fender, ha ha! Anyway, he grabbed some old Polywater Rubber Goods Cleaner and gave it a shot. He was absolutely amazed with it! The trailer looks brand new! He was so excited he came and got me out of the house to show me. He said over and over to make sure and let you know. Our boat is a Stratos, made by Ranger Boats. He said someone should go to Ranger and sell them on it. So I’ve done my duty on his behalf." As Christine told Linda, "This is a fun story, but we're not set up to market to this industry--way outside our normal networks. That said, nothing is stopping you or Grant from talking to Ranger dealers locally to see if they have any interest. We like to share these types of stories to get other reps thinking outside the box and seeing how there are often unintended uses for our products." The moral of this story is that we may not dilute our marketing efforts by venturing into the recreational boat trailer cleaning market ... but when selling RBG within our own markets you might just want to ask the next purchasing agent you call on whether or not he or she owns a boat! Use every angle to make a sale. And if it works on boat trailers ... why not motorcycle, ATV, and snowmobile trailers? |
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                              | The Fastest Car.   A man buys the world's fastest car for $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him on a moped. The old man looks over the sleek car and asks "What kind of car ya got there, Sonny?" The man replies "It's the fastest car in the world. It cost me half a million." The old man was shocked. "That's a lotta money! Why does it cost so much?" he asked. "Because this car can go 320 miles an hour!" the man says proudly. The old man asks, "Can I look inside?" The owner nods, and so the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, he says "That's a pretty nice car, alright!" Then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror, and it's getting closer! Whoosh! Something whips by him, going way faster! He wonders, "What on earth could beat this car?" Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoosh! It goes by again! And ... it almost looked like the old man on the moped! But that just couldn't be. How could a moped outrun the world's fastest car? Again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror! Whoosh-Ka-Blam! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The guy jumps out and discovers it is the old man, and he and his moped are badly mangled. The guy runs up to the dying old man and says "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?" In a shaky voice the old man replies, "Yeah. Unhook my suspenders from the side-view mirror on your car!" |
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