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Issue #822


          The old adage that "April showers bring May flowers" often doesn't apply to Minnesota weather. For example, this year in Minnesota it's, "April blizzards bring May and June showers." The result has been the most precipitation in the first half of the year since--at the recommendation of Noah--modern-day records were started in 1871. In other words, it's a record.

It was with this as a backdrop that Polywater held its 26th Annual Golf Outing in late June. Despite heavy rainfall all morning--and for several days prior to the date--we were able to complete the outing with a dry sky all afternoon. The image at left is an actual shot of a bunker marked as "Ground Under Repair." For what? Installation of the swimming pool slide?

Thirty-eight golfers on ten teams participated, with Team #6, consisting of Mike Fee, APC Operations Mgr., Peter Hokemeir-Seim, R&D summer intern, and vendor Lowell Godel of Packaging Concepts, in Minneapolis, taking first place honors with a score of three under par. Last place honors went to Team #5 with Mark Hull, R & D, Sandy Hindahl (husband of Polywater's ace Customer Service Rep, Sharon Hindahl), Dave Lawton (husband of Polywater retiree Marylou Lawton), and Terry McMahon, Brenntag, St. Paul. The ever-popular and challenging "Chip & Putt" contest, held on the practice green between the ninth and first holes, was won by Peter Seim, R & D summer intern, with the low score of 5!

After the round of golf, everyone retired to the clubhouse for dinner, drinks, and prizes. With all the rain we'd had, everyone agreed it was a nice miracle that we were able to play at all. Everyone had a great time, and is looking forward to next year's event. Bring your waders and join in!


The Joke
                              Is There Golf In Heaven?   Two old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started playing soon after high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there." Frank looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Frank died. A few weeks later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Joe, Joe." Sitting up suddenly, Joe asked, "Who is it?" The voice said, "Joe, it's me, Frank." Joe said, "You're not Frank. Frank just died." The voice said, "I'm telling you, it's me, Frank." Joe said, "Frank, where are you?" Frank said, "I'm in heaven. I have some really good news and a little bad news." Joe said, "Tell me the good news first." Frank said, "The good news is that there is golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always summertime and it never rains. And best of all, we can play golf all we want, and we never get tired ... and we get to play with all the greats of the past." Joe said, "That's fantastic. It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?" Frank said, "You're in my foursome this Saturday."

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