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Issue #822 |
![]() The Joke |
                              | Is There Golf In Heaven?   Two old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we started playing soon after high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf there." Frank looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Frank died. A few weeks later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Joe, Joe." Sitting up suddenly, Joe asked, "Who is it?" The voice said, "Joe, it's me, Frank." Joe said, "You're not Frank. Frank just died." The voice said, "I'm telling you, it's me, Frank." Joe said, "Frank, where are you?" Frank said, "I'm in heaven. I have some really good news and a little bad news." Joe said, "Tell me the good news first." Frank said, "The good news is that there is golf in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always summertime and it never rains. And best of all, we can play golf all we want, and we never get tired ... and we get to play with all the greats of the past." Joe said, "That's fantastic. It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?" Frank said, "You're in my foursome this Saturday." |
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