
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #808

Polywater's Type P7^™ Penetrating Oil is popular in China, and the local agent's slick advertising shows why: Type P7 Marketing in China.

Obviously, the language barrier can make understanding the message a bit difficult unless you're current on your Mandarin Chinese. However, the fancy revolving images on the front page are worth a look-see. Also, the various photos at the bottom of the page emphasize the many uses of multi-functional Type P7 for electrical, industrial, communications, automotive, aerospace, marine, and military applications. Clicking on them brings up even more illustrative images.

Recall that P7 does way more than just penetrate. It's a world-class multipurpose oil that ...

Lubricates Moving Parts
Frees Stuck Parts
Protects Against Rust and Corrosion
Displaces Moisture
Removes Grime and Rust

Plus it's non-conductive; non-chlorinated; silicone free; plastic, metal, paint, and rubber safe ... and our formula is made right here in the good 'ole U.S. of A. It's so good, the Chinese buy it from us! Take that, Trade Deficit.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Lexophile. "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those people who love using words in rather unique ways, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best one is held every year. Here are this year's winning submissions. 1) When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. 2) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3) When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. 4) The batteries were given out free of charge. 5) A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 6) A will is a dead giveaway. 7) With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 8) A boiled egg is hard to beat. 9) When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 10) Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 11) Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 12) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 13) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 14) The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. 15) He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 16) When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 17) Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. 18) Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

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