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Issue #804 |
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          | Tom Fredericks, Polywater Electrical Division General Manager and newly minted media star, managed to walk the red carpet recently without tripping or making a fashion faux pas (which is unfortunate, since that's how one becomes famous in America). He's featured in a promotional video for the NAED Networking Showcase. Here's the clip of Tom's Three Minutes of Fame. Polywater has attended each regional NAED (National Association of Electrical Distributors) conference since joining last fall. This has been extremely beneficial in two ways.
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                              | The Loving Husband.   A group of golfers are in the men's locker room at a country club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free-speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only a thousand dollars. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "Ninety-five thousand dollars." Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking nine-hundred and fifty thousand for it." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer nine hundred thousand." Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you!" Man: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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