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 Hubble's Law |
Consider Edwin Hubble's famous equation, Ho = v/d. No, the so-called "Hubble's Law" isn't a calculation of the odds that any given streetwalker is diseased. Rather, it's an expression of the speed at which distant galaxies are retreating from us (where Ho is the constant, v is the recessional velocity of a flying galaxy, and d is the distance from Earth). Interestingly, the Polywater laboratory was able to determine that the exact same equation expresses the velocity at which BonDuit Conduit Adhesive sales are closed when a hands-on product demonstration is employed. In this case, Ho is the resulting sale, as in, "Ho-Ho-Ho-Merry-Christmas, that's a big sale!"; v is the velocity of your demos--relating not to how fast you speak, but rather how often within a given timeframe; and d is the distance to your bank where you deposit your commission check. This theory has been proven timespace and again. Make a Big Bang in your territory. Resolve to make BonDuit demonstrations in 2014, and watch your financial universe expand. |
 The Joke |
More Mixed Metaphors. 1) That doesn't mean it's written in gold. 2) Take the ball by the horns and run with it. 3) That fish won’t hunt. 4) That will round out the triangle. 5) That opens a whole new can of issues. 6) That's a huge weight lifted off my head. 7) That's the nail that hits us on the head. 8) That's using your head for something besides a footstool. 9) The beer flowed like wine. 10) The bottom line boils down to this. 11) The early bird gathers no moss. 12) The rain is coming down like gangbusters! 13) The rain was coming down in droves! 14) The ship of state has a difficult road ahead. 15) The squeaky wheel wins. 16) There wasn't a dry tear in the place. 17) There's a silver lining in all that red ink. 18) There's light at the end of this rainbow. 19) They're crumbling at the seams. 20) They're opening doors that are on the cutting edge. 21) They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep. 22) They cut into a water main, and it was gushing like a mountain. 23) They gave him a raw shake. 24) Wake up and smell the music. 25) They paired off, one by one. 26) They try to balance a fine line. 27) They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free. 28) Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate. 29) That's something to put on the back of your radar. 30) The snowball is coming down the mountain with a full head of steam. 31) Too many oars in the fire. 32) Too many skeletons in her background. 33) Up a tree without a paddle. 34) We can still hang our heads high. 35) Don't rock the apple cart. 36) We drove a stake in the stand. 37) We had some hiccups in the road. 38) We just keep getting the tail end of the stick. 39) Get a vacuum cleaner and hose him down. 40) You need photographic ears for that. |
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