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Issue #789 |
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          | We know that PEL-PAC Cleaner Packaging (and all other saturated towelette packaging) generates higher revenue and profit margins--and commissions--than bulk containers. But are they a good deal for the customer? Many purchasing agents try to reduce the question to an ounce-to-ounce cost analysis. Surprise! Cleaners (like everything else) are cheaper by the drum. But remember that Polywater doesn't sell cleaners; we sell fast and safe cable splices. What the buyer ignores in this calculation is that workers don't carry 55-gallon drums in their pocket and just whip them out to sprinkle a few drops on a cable. That drum has to be handled, stored, and hazmatted. The cleaner must be transferred (think labor and safety hazards) to smaller, field-friendly containers--which must be purchased, inventoried, and deployed separately--and then poured onto rags or other wipes, which (also purchased, inventoried, and deployed separately) may be unsuitable to the task because of linting or the introduction of other contaminants. Buyers may save a few pennies in cleaner cost with bulk purchase, but miss the big picture: labor always costs more than solvent. In today's world of downsizing and squeezed budgets, convenience equals economy. There is a second compelling reason end users benefit from PEL-PACs. This one is harder to quantify economically, but is very real and arguably more important. Bulk cleaners are inherently more hazardous than saturated towelettes. Bulk containers spill. They present increased fire hazard and environmental liability. They can expose workers to toxic vapor levels. They can damage the very cables they're trying to clean through oversaturation. The PEL-PAC system eliminates all this. Lazy order-taking agents quote "as-equal" on bulk cleaner RFQs. Elite Polywater sales professionals sell "the complete splice" via PEL-PAC packaging. They have fancy cars and pretty women (or beefcake, as the case may be). |
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                              | Crow Kills. Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not avian flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired a renowned ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The ornithological behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck." Absolutely amazing! |
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