Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #782


          According to the Church of Scientology website ...

"Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being. Scientology further holds Man to be basically good, and that his spiritual salvation depends upon himself, his fellows and his attainment of brotherhood with the universe."

According to the Friday Fax Editor ...

Developed by Tom J. Fredericks, Sealantology is an advanced technology that offers a precise path to the complete and certain sealing of all forms of electrical and communications equipment. Sealantology holds Polywater Products to be basically excellent, and that their successful application depends solely upon proper surface preparation for the attainment of robust bonding with all ducts, transformers, poles, et al, in the universe.

All Polywater sales personnel are devout followers of the Church of Sealantology. These "Sealantologists" ask you to join the brotherhood and faithfully promote FST Duct Sealant, UPR Pole Repair, SolidSeal Duct Plug, InstaGrout Sealant Barrier, PowerPatch Transformer Repair, PedFloor Structural Foam, BonDuit Conduit Adhesive, Pad N Pole Repair, Splice Shield Protective Coating, AirRepair Cable Leak System, and others. Become one with the sealing opportunities in your territory. Fulfill your spiritual quest for infrastructure durability and commission optimization. Enlighten your customers that airtight and watertight seals are no "mission impossible," but that to use inferior competitive sealants is indeed "risky business."


The Joke
                              Wisdom of our Times.   1) It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. 2) You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 3) When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Skinny." 4) Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. 5) A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. 6) When blondes have more fun do they know it? 7) Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park. 8) Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control. 9) Money isn't everything. But it keeps the kids in touch. 10) Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill something. 11) If at first you don't succeed, your skydiving is over. 12) Reality is only an illusion caused by a deficiency of alcohol. 13) Time's fun when you're having flies. --Kermit the Frog 14) We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. 15) Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 16) 99% percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 17) One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. 18) Xerox and Wurlitzer should merge to produce reproductive organs. 19) Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi. 20) From NASA: Gaseous clouds detected around Uranus. 21) Artificial intelligent is no match for natural stupidity. 22) Gun Control: using both hands. 23) The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the bill collector. 24) Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

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