
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #773

Here is an excellent idea for Polywater electrical reps promoting FST Foam Duct Sealant: supply your local NECA chapter with Polywater product information. They may be willing to place free promotional materials on their website to support you.

The idea comes from long-time and highly successful Polywater agent Linda Kofford of Associated Representatives in Utah. Tom Fredericks recognized her creativity: "Linda, thank you for promoting this product on the NECA site (NECA Website Promotion of FST Foam). I think that is an excellent idea for the rest of our reps to do as well!"

That prompted Linda to respond with a better explanation of how FST Foam Duct Sealant ended up as a featured product link on their main support page: "You're welcome. NECA had never put ads on before. So this was a trial run. First they just wanted to spotlight my business, but I thought promoting a product made more sense."

Actually, Linda manages to do both. She introduces a useful product to her local customers ... and gets to throw out her agency name and number as the go-to contact. Obviously, this idea isn't restricted to FST; any Polywater product would work. Check with your local NECA chapter for a similar opportunity. They may be eager to add fresh, relevant web content.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Ponderisms. 1) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 1) When weeding a garden the best way to make sure you're removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it's a valuable plant. 2) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 3) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive. 4) There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 5) Life is sexually transmitted. 6) An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 7) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who's the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"? 8) Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 9) The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 10) Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 11) Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 12) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a hospital dying of nothing. 13) Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 14) All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 15) Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 16) In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 17) How can one careless match start a forest fire ... when it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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