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Issue #772 |
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                              | Dave Feherty Quotes.   Dave Feherty is a CBS Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful, and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind. If you watch golf on TV, he's often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent. A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below.   1) "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group." 2) "Fortunately, Rory is twenty-two years old, so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body." 3) "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon." 4) "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife." 5) Jim Furyk's swing "... looks like an octopus falling out of a tree." 6) Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime: "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." 7) "That's a great shot with that swing." 8) "It's okay ... the bunker stopped it." 9) During the 2011 Masters Tournament at Augusta National: "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it." 10) "That was a great shot ... if they'd have put the pin there today." 11) "Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff." 12) "That green appears smaller than a Pygmy's nipple." |
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