
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #769

The Polywater laboratory is hard at work adding to the technical depth of UPR^™ Utility Pole Repair Sealant support materials. The latest example of their efforts is the newly completed UPR Technical Data Sheet.

In addition to the standard product description and benefits, the comprehensive technical bulletin goes much further by covering all the relevant testing and characteristics of the unique, expanding UPR foam. There is detailed information on the compressive strength of UPR compared to typical pole woods; its fungal resistance; testing of gaffability based on Buckingham Manufacturing Company, Inc.'s "Pole Cut out Test"; moisture absorbency testing; and environmental resistance.

There are also installation instructions; a cure rate by temperature chart; ordering information; and tips on storage, handling, clean-up, and safety. A model specification is included that engineers can copy verbatim into written specs to ensure UPR use on specific projects or utility-wide.

The technical data sheet is just one of several sales tools now available to agents promoting innovative UPR sealant. Also on the list are the UPR Product Flyer, the UPR Installation Demonstration Video, and the UPR Installation Instruction Sheet. Use these tools individually or as part of a comprehensive information package to sway potential clients.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Questions That Haunt Me. 1) Can you cry under water? 2) How important does a person have to be before they're considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3) Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go? 4) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 6) What disease did cured ham actually have? 7) How did we put a man on the moon before we learned to put wheels on luggage? 8) Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? 9) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 10) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 11) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 13) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 14) Why do toasters have a setting to burn toast beyond recognition, which no decent human being would eat? 15) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about it? 16) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 17) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 18) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 19) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 20) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 21) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 22) Aren't the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star the same tune? 23) Why did you just try singing the two songs in #22? 24) Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face, but he sticks his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?

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