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Issue #763 |
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As the famous poet Lord Alfred Tennyson once wrote, "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." Yes, spring is known as the season of renewal. Animals have thoughts of mating. Plants reproduce without even thinking. Tis also the season of pothole repair and road construction ... and outside the big city a good whiff of country fresh air often smells more like manure than Febreze. For Polywater agents the main thing to remember about spring is that "April showers bring May BonDuit orders." Two reasons: One, warm weather stimulates construction activity related to BonDuit use. Two, warm weather allows more BonDuit use (apply in temperatures above 40°F). This year's harsh and persistent winter delayed projects, but the thaw has mercifully arrived. This spring now proves to be especially active for BonDuit. You can help ensure a successful year by being prepared to sell against competitive brand PE Fusion™ (by GRA Services Int'l) if and when the necessity arises. Though marketed for the same purpose--bonding polyethylene pipe to PE and other materials--PE Fusion is chemically quite different from BonDuit. PE Fusion is a two-part acrylic sealant. BonDuit is a two-part non-acrylic sealant. But craftspeople worry more about performance than chemistry. What you really need to know is that BonDuit is superior to PE Fusion in field use, as detailed in our Laboratory Report comparing the two. BonDuit's 1-to-1 mix ration is far more forgiving than PE Fusion's sensitive 10-to-1 ratio. PE Fusion eventually cures to impressive strength, but BonDuit cures faster and bonds stronger in the critical first minutes and hours, especially within the first 4 hours of application. Crews don't like having to wait long before burying or moving a connection out of fear that a coupling might come apart. BonDuit also stores easier for reduced waste. PE Fusion should be refrigerated to extend shelf life. Now is the time to hone your sales pitch. Spring, summer, and autumn months are the BonDuit selling season. |
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Classic Bumper Stickers. 1) If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. 2) My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 3) Thank You For Pot Smoking. 4) If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 5) If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 6) Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger. 7) You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. 8) The Earth Is Full - Go Home 9) I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha 10) This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me 11) So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time 12) Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult 13) If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? 14) The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name 15) Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway 16) Illiterate? Write For Help 17) Honk If Anything Falls Off 18) Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes 19) He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit 20) I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person 21) You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 22) I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To 23) Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? 24) Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 25) Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed for 70 mph. 26) If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? 27) Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel 28) Boldly Going Nowhere 29) Cat: The Other White Meat 30) Caution - Driver Legally Blonde 31) Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. 32) Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window 33) How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost? 34) Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It! 35) My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. 36) Grow Your Own Dope ... Plant A Man. 37) All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. 38) Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them 39) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 40) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 41) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. 42) So you're a feminist ... Isn't that precious. 43) I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? |
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