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          Polywater's International Division has created 4 short demo videos on Type P7 Multipurpose Oil for promotional use by agents worldwide. Their primary objective was this 1-minute video designed for the Type P7 Chinese Market, narrated and subtitled in Chinese, thus with limited utility in other markets. However, they also divided the 3 individual scenes into separate videos without narration or subtitles. These can be used globally, and are described below.

Type P7 Video #1: Prevents Corrosion & Rust (40 seconds). The Plot: Type P7 displaces water and forms a barrier between water and metal surfaces for long-term protection. It even works under ice. P7 meets the water displacement specification Mil-Spec C-1617E. Protect your critical parts and tools with the best corrosion and rust protector. P7's advanced formulation ensures long-term protection of valuable tools inadvertently left in the rain. Protect metal parts exposed to hostile environments, including salt air and pollution. Don't let the elements compromise the physical integrity of your valuable assets. The 360 ml aerosol protects over 28 square meters of surface area.

Type P7 Video #2: Loosens Nuts and Bolts (37 seconds). The Plot: Multipurpose Type P7 is also a penetrating oil. Loosen rusted or corroded parts in two easy steps. One: use the aerosol's long nozzle to spray the P7 directly on the problem area. Two: wait for P7 to soak in and loosen rust and corrosion. Remove the bolt or nut with a wrench without damaging the bolt-head or stripping the threads.

Type P7 Video #3: Lubricates Parts (30 seconds). The Plot: Take care of those annoying squeaks. Spray P7 directly on the squeaky part to immediately stop the noise and prevent premature wear on tools, door hinges or other metal parts. Polywater's years of research in friction reduction technologies were applied to development of P7's excellent lubricating capabilities. P7's coefficient of friction is 15-20% lower than other multipurpose oils, based on testing standard ASTM D3233A. P7 eliminates annoying sounds quickly and cost effectively. (Listen for the awesome squeaky car door fix!)

Links to the 4 videos on YouTube are also available by accessing our Free Videos webpage.


The Joke
                              One Wish. A man was riding his Harley along the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I shall grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and, after considering the offer for moment, said, "Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Son, your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that sort of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Please take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives and girlfriends. I want to know how she feels inside; what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; why she cries; what she means when she says nothing's wrong; and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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