Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #739 |
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The Polywater RepFiles Electrical Distributor Plugin is ready. Now you can help distributors gain access to the latest Polywater marketing materials in the coolest way possible. RepFiles provides up-to-date manufacturer marketing materials to a distributor's tablet or smartphone (see Friday Fax #723 for a refresher). The technology is amazing. Polywater's Electrical Division is on the leading edge; we're one of only 12 manufacturers currently providing a RepFiles plugin. Others will follow. It's important to get electrical distributors set up with the Polywater plugin now. It will help you sell more! Instructions: This is for the Distributor Application only--do not install this plugin on devices that already have the NEMRA Edition installed (like yours). The user MUST have the RepFiles Distributor Edition of the application installed on their tablet or phone to add the new plugin.
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                              | Blonde Jokes.   1) A friend told a blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde said, "Let's hope it's not the thirteenth." 2) Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." 3) A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?" She says, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do ... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." 4) A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!" 5) A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope "Do Not Bend." She spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. 6) A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic. Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks. "Here boy!" she replies. 7) A blond is in jail. A guard looks in her cell and sees her hanging by her feet. "What the heck you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck!" says the guard. "I know," she replies, "but I couldn't breathe." 8) An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" The blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." |
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