Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #731 |
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This week's Friday Fax is about the Polywater Laboratory's latest training video. We intended to hire professional spokesmen to introduce it, but Wilford Brimley and Rollie Fingers were unavailable. Then we discovered that our backup choices--George Custer and Snidely Whiplash--aren't even alive. So we improvised. Today's message is sponsored by the Friday Fax editor's Wisconsin-based grandchildren (there may be too many hormones in the cheese). As Colton (on the right) is explaining to attentive older brother Parker, this latest video demonstrates a PowerPatch Leak Repair on a transformer fin. The 4-minute clip provides a fast-paced overview of the basic steps involved in sealing a transformer leak using the EPCT cartridge package option:
The spokesmen aren't professional. The video isn't either. But both can effectively help sell your message on the use of PowerPatch to maintain transformers. |
![]() The Joke |
Bob and the Blonde. Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the television. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building, preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a twenty-dollar bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her twenty-dollar bill to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. |
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