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Issue #727


Jake Jonnes, circa 1977
Parker Jonnes, circa 2012
          In the summer of 1977, Polywater founder Nelson Jonnes tapped an unusual source of talent for his upcoming advertising campaign: his first-born grandson, Jake Jonnes.

The photo ran numerous times as a trade show banner and in old trade magazines such as Telephony and TE&M with the caption: "You'll be happy too ... when you pull your cable with Polywater Lubricants. Polywater Lubricants are clean. Because they're water-based, they eventually evaporate, leaving practically nothing to pollute your manholes. Polywater Lubricants are experienced. These products have been tested and approved for underground construction use by more than half the major U.S. telephone companies going on four years now (Approval list available by phone.) Polywater Lubricants are slippery and they carry well into the conduit. Polywater Lubricants are easy to use."

In the summer of 2012, Jake Jonnes, now a bit older, rejoined American Polywater as Central U.S. Regional Sales Manager. He decided the time was right to duplicate the iconic image with his appropriately aged and attired son, Parker Jonnes--Nelson Jonnes' first-born great-grandson.

We don't expect this new image will sell much Polywater--particularly since we're not using it in an advertisement (we no longer promote the older single-polymer Polywater A and G lubricant versions depicted). But the likeness is uncanny ... and too cute not to share.

We're pretty sure that Nelson, who unfortunately passed away in 2011, would have been very gratified to see yet another generation promoting the good works he founded.


The Joke
                              More Foreign Signs.   These are actual signs in various countries written for English-speaking travelers: 1) In a City restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." 2) One of the Mathare buildings: "Mental Health Prevention Centre." 3) A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: "Do not activate with wet hands." 4) In a Pumwani maternity ward: "No children allowed." 5) In a cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." 6) Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed." 7) On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." 8) In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." 9) In a Bangkok temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man." 10) Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand: "Please do not bring solicitors into your room." 11) On a poster at Kencom: "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."

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