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Issue #727 |
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More Foreign Signs. These are actual signs in various countries written for English-speaking travelers: 1) In a City restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." 2) One of the Mathare buildings: "Mental Health Prevention Centre." 3) A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: "Do not activate with wet hands." 4) In a Pumwani maternity ward: "No children allowed." 5) In a cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." 6) Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed." 7) On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." 8) In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." 9) In a Bangkok temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man." 10) Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand: "Please do not bring solicitors into your room." 11) On a poster at Kencom: "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help." |
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