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Issue #726 |
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Introducing another new product: Polywater Graffiti Remover. We call it "GR." New GR removes graffiti and vandalism marks created by crayons, spray paint, stickers, paint pens, markers, lip stick, ball point pens, oil and latex paints, and road tar. Polywater Graffiti Remover is VOC compliant, biodegradable, suitable for both porous and non-porous surfaces, and compatible with most plastics. Polywater Graffiti Remover has many uses in our industry, including:
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Foreign Signs. These are actual signs in various countries written for English-speaking travelers: 1) Cocktail lounge, Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." 2) Budapest Zoo, Hungary: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." 3) Doctor's office, Rome: "Specialist in women and other diseases." 4) Hotel, Acapulco: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." 5) Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: "Cooles and heates: If you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself." 6) Car rental brochure, Tokyo: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor." 7) Dry cleaner's, Bangkok: "Drop your trousers here for the best results." 8) Sign in men's restroom, Japan: "To stop leak, turn cock to the right." 9) In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager." 10) On the grounds of a private school: "No trespassing without permission." 11) On an Athi River highway: "Take notice: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable." |
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