Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #720 |
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Sometimes merging makes sense. Sometimes it gets a little out of hand. Way back in Friday Fax Issue #279 we poked a bit of fun at Lubaduk®, the silicone-based cable lube that tries in vain to compete with Polywater Plus Silicone Types NN and NB, saying "... less than 2 years ago in Friday Fax issue #182, we told you that Lubaduk is taking a circuitous route through the industrial twilight zone, seemingly caught in a swirling vortex of corporate mergers and acquisitions. Originally, cable-in-duct manufacturer Integral Corp. made the product. They sold it to cable manufacturer Southwire, who in turn sold it to duct manufacturer Dura-Line, who was recently acquired by Emerson Electric. Lubaduk was the last item listed in the line of accessory products of the Dura-Line subsidiary of the Connectivity sub-division of the Network Power Division of the $15.5 billion Emerson Electric conglomerate. Guess what. They've moved again. Emerson recently sold Dura-Line to venture capital holding company Sun Capital Partners. To their efforts in maintaining focus and growing Lubaduk sales we say, good luck." But the saga continued. Private equity firm Audax Group then bought Dura-Line from Sun Capital Partners. They also bought Arnco (Hydra-Lube® cable lube and Hydra-Seal® conduit sealant) and merged the two into A-D Technologies, which was later renamed Dura-Line Holdings. Then earlier this year Audax Group sold Dura-Line Holdings to Chicago-based CHS Capital. Their news release says that funds for the investment come from CHS Private Equity V LP, a $1.3 billion investment fund, and represent a partnership among CHS Capital and GSO Capital Partners LP. We are confused. |
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Final Paraprosdokian Sentences. (Figures of speech that use an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.) 1) Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. 2) I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. 3) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 4) There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. 5) I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. 6) I always take life with a grain of salt ... plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. 7) When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 8) You're never too old to learn something stupid. 9) To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 10) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 11) Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 12) A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. 13) If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? 14) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
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