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Issue #719


Hydra-Seal™ Foam Leaks Water
FST™ Foam Holds Water
          If you find yourself in the position of selling or defending FST against the Hydra-Seal™ S-60 WTF Conduit Sealant Kit (from Arnco Corporation, aka A-D Technologies, aka Audax Group, aka Dura-Line Holdings, aka CHS Capital, aka CHS Private Equity V LP), thank your lucky stars and get ready to party. This is when selling gets fun.

Polywater's laboratory has produced an FST Lab Report to evaluate and compare Arnco® Hydra-Seal™ S-60 to Polywater FST Foam. You will want this report.

The photos at left are only part of the report's compelling argument in favor of FST. The top photo shows Hydra-Seal™ S-60 WTF leaking blue-dyed water after 24 hours.

WTF, indeed.

The bottom photo shows FST Foam holding water after 2 years! The report lists no less than 17 reasons FST is superior to Hydra-Seal™ S-60, too many reasons to write about here. Get the report.

The report summary states: "Polywater® FST Sealant has a higher closed cell content and higher compressive strength than the Arnco® S-60 Sealant. As a result, it creates a stronger seal and blocks water more effectively. The Polywater® FST Kit is designed to allow multiple duct seals per cartridge while the Arnco® S-60 Kit is designed for only one use. Polywater® FST Kit is packaged in a field ready kit and contains abrasive cloth, cleaning wipe and positioning rod. The installer does not have to locate additional material to get the job done. Both the Polywater and Arnco products are light and humidity sensitive. The FST cartridge is packaged in a nitrogen-purged foil bag with desiccant to ensure adequate shelf life."

Yes, the S-60 is generally cheaper than the FST-250. So is the toilet paper at work. You get what you pay for. Value matters more than price.


The Joke
                              More Paraprosdokian Sentences. (Figures of speech that use an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.)   1) Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. 2) Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR!" 3) I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 4) Why does someone believe you when you say there are 300 billion galaxies in the universe, but check when you say the paint is wet? 5) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 6) Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 7) Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 8) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 9) You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 10) The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 11) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 12) A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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