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Issue #713 |
![]() The Joke |
Short Story About an Irish Priest in Texas. A short while back, An Irish priest was transferred to a small town in Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" The priest replied, "And the best of the day to you, sir. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Mission Church, and I want to report that there's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn." Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Then Father O'Malley replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." |
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