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Issue #711

The PowerPatch Transformer Leak Repair product line has expanded over time to include three basic sealant types.

PowerPatch Type EP is the original version packaged in cups containing 80 grams of material. The Part B material is added to the Part A cup and stirred for a single-use application of sealant. Working time with the mixture is ~5 minutes at room temperature. One set of cups is enough to seal a 6-inch seam, approximately.

PowerPatch Type EPSC is special slow-cure version packaged in cups containing 350 grams of material. Cup contents are combined and stirred by hand for a single-use application. Working time with this modified mixture is ~60 minutes at room temperature. One set of cups is enough to seal a 30-inch seam, approximately. The larger quantity and longer working time are suitable for larger repair applications where 80 grams of material and 5 minutes of application time aren't enough.

PowerPatch Type EPCT is packaged in 2-part cartridges containing 60 grams of material. A dispensing tool (cat #EPCT-TOOL) is used to dispense sealant, which is mixed as it's expressed through the attached mixing nozzle. This resealable package allows multiple uses, pin-point application accuracy, and more convenient mixing. Working time with the mixture is ~5 minutes at room temperature. Each cartridge contains enough to seal a 6-inch seam, approximately.

The EPCT cartridges are growing rapidly in popularity, but be sure to introduce the multiple options available to customers and recommend the version best suited to their application.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

On Drinking. 1) Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handy 2) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra 3) An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest Hemingway 4) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway 5) Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella 6)7) Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --Anonymous 8) Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. -- Ross Levy 9) A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields 10) What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W.C. Fields 11) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman 12) Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa 13) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright 14) When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke 15) You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa 16) Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill 17) Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin 18) Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry 19) The problem with the world is that everyone else is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart 20) Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm 21) I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, tasty beer. --Homer Simpson 22) All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

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