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Issue #706 |
![]() The Joke |
The Mechanic and the Cardiologist. A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took out the valves, repaired any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it will work just like new. So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make more than $1,000,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?” The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it with the engine running.” |
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