 PAT |
Polywater production department employees had some older AirRepair Pressurized Cable Leak Repair Sealant cups to blend off because they were beyond their shelf life. When they started to react the Part A and B pastes together, imagine their surprise when this self-animating figure arose from the curing pastes and opened its eyes! Since the names "Blob and "Jabba the Hut" were already taken, the crew dubbed the creature "Polywater Adhesive Technology" ... or Pat, for short. So far Pat seems innocuous enough around humans, and has not posed a threat--but it's clear that he really, really does not like air leaks. We appear to have mutual enemies in that regard, so while Pat, with his scary visage and a bulging waistline too large to fit a standard-issue Justice League utility belt, can't be classified as an industrial superhero in the same vein as PowerPatch Man or the FST Minions, he should be considered an ally in the fight against leaky pressurized phone cables. Pat has shown a tendency to disappear for short periods, presumably to rescue failing stalpeth cables somewhere, but then always returns to resume his vigilant perch near the company lunchroom, where he remains on the alert for repair opportunities across the globe. Polywater communications products reps should make sales calls promoting AirRepair with a bit more confidence. You are not alone in the battle to preserve outside plant. |
