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Issue #697 |
![]() The Joke |
More Brilliant Quotes. 1) "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President. 2) "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle. 3) "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another." --George Bush, US President. 4) "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca. 5) "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. 6) "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst. 7) "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. 8) "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President. 9) "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP. 10) "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery. 11) "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina. |
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