Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #688

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          The Mexican brewer of Dos Equis beer has exponentially increased popularity of their brand with iconic television commercials. And why not? After all, Dos Equis has "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

American Polywater has Jeff.

Jeff Ericson is American Polywater's Western Regional Sales Manager. Jeff is naturally photogenic and dripping with charisma. As a result he often finds himself in photographically interesting circumstances. Thanks to his latest trip to Colombia we're now able to update our Best of Jeff Ericson photo collection.

While the Dos Equis beer commercial has grown in popularity to near cult status, it's important to note that it is after all mere fiction. It features a professional actor reading well-rehearsed lines in stage-propped settings. Contrast that with Jeff Ericson's body of work: all real, spontaneous, and heartfelt. Animals love him. Woman adore him. Customers buy from him. We all live vicariously through Jeff's zest for life. He sets the dial to full tilt and plows through obstacles with wild abandon, exuding optimism as he spreads his positive influence and befriends species across the globe.

And he shows us how to sell a heck of a lot of Polywater. As Jeff is fond of saying, "Stay lubricated, my friend."

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Andy Rooneyisms.   1) I've learned ... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. 2) I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows. 3) I've learned ... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. 4) I've learned ... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. 5) I've learned ... That being kind is more important than being right. 6) I've learned ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 7) I've learned ... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. 8) I've learned ... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. 9) I've learned ... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. 10) I've learned ... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. 11) I've learned ... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 12) I've learned ... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. 13) I've learned ... That money doesn't buy class. 14) I've learned ... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. 15) I've learned ... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. 16) I've learned ... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

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