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Issue #686

Polywater doesn't have separate product flyers for winter-grade formulations, but includes applicable catalog numbers and specs on the regular-grade brochures.

Since Stillwater, Minnesota, where the Polywater factory is situated, received its first measurable snowfall of the season this week, now is an appropriate time for the following reminder:

In the season when Polywater employees often leave work and wonder where their car is, they tend to get a flurry of questions like this from customers in the northern hemisphere: "Where is your flyer for Polywater WF?" Or, "Where is your online Polywater WJ brochure?" Insert the same basic question for lubes WNB, WNN, WPJ, WLZ, etc. Chances are, you may get such a question too. Don't freeze up under pressure. Here are the cold hard facts you need to know to respond properly. Many Polywater products are available in special Winter-grade Versions for cold weather application. Generally these products look, feel, and function the same as their summer-grade counterparts. The only difference is their non-freezing character (and price). Thus we generally don't have separate product flyers for winter-grade formulations, but include applicable catalog numbers and specs on the regular-grade brochures. Thus, when asked for a WF flyer, you direct the customer to the Polywater F flyer ... or the J flyer for WJ ... or the PJ flyer for WPJ ...

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Things You Must Know. 1) Debra Winger was the voice of E.T. 2) It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs. 3) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 4) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. 5) Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands. 6) The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. It was developed by Western Union to test telex/two-way communications. 7) The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable." 8) “Stewardesses” is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. 9) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 10) "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 11) Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. 12) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 13) The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. 14) The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." Thus the name of the Don McLean song. 15) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades: King David; Clubs: Alexander the Great; Hearts: Charlemagne; and Diamonds: Julius Caesar. 16) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321. 17) Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down, hence the expression "to get fired." 18) Pearls melt in vinegar.

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