
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #684

Last week we issued a new Distributor Price Schedule with an effective date of January 1, 2012. All Polywater reps with known email addresses were included in the emailed announcement, but we're providing you another notice here in case you missed it. Click here to download the Excel Price File or the PDF Price File. A Letter of Explanation is also available.

Prices increased an average of 3%. There were no changes in freight allowance policy or invoicing terms.

As before, the Excel version of the price sheet includes the handy web links. By scrolling right to columns R through X, buyers can view images, brochures, specs, and MSDS sheets with a simple click when they're looking up prices. This feature has been very well received, and is yet one more way to differentiate us from other manufacturers. While the PDF version is better for printing, the Excel version is definitely more functional. Be sure to promote the file options when sharing pricing with distributors.

Start adjusting new and existing special quotes as they come due to reflect these new prices and terms. As always, it is better to quote discounted pricing as a percentage off published prices (which then change proportionally in the future with subsequent price increases), rather than set dollar amounts--which can seemingly take an act of Congress to change later.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

The Unhappily Married Man. 1) I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 2) I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her. 3) Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy 4) Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's libido by 90% ... wedding cake. 5) The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 6) In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Neither God nor man has rested since. 7) My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog. 8) Why do men die before their wives? They want to. 9) What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. 10) A beggar walked up to my wife as she shopped on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." 11) Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. 12) Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." 13) A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters all saying the same thing: "You can have mine." 14) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 15) First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 16) The definition of marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. 17) There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." 18) A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

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