
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #683

APC has long enjoyed the assistance of superheroes such as PowerPatch Man. Now a new group of crusaders has joined the epic struggle against inferior industrial products. We call them the FST Minions.

Spontaneously springing to life from a box of our popular FST demo coins--an event referred to as "the immaculate animation"--the minions are guaranteed to strike fear into the souls of duct-putty-wielding bad guys and inspire you to new heights. Wherever you go in your quest to decrease the porosity of conduit systems and increase the monstrosity of your FST Foam Duct Sealant sales figures, these little fellas have got your back. Even while you sleep they wend their way into the minds of your customers, planting the seeds of need and sprinkling happy thoughts of ducts secured by Polywater's robust yellowish foam. Then they burrow into the minds of your competitors and ... well, they just eat their brains. Considering that they're only smiling cross-sectional samples of actual FST duct plugs, the FST Minions bring a lot of justice.

With great PowerPatch comes great responsibility ... and thus, the industrial superhero PowerPatch Man was born. With great duct seals come great sales ... thus the FST Minions. Venture forth with righteous certitude, oh Polywater agent, and sell without trepidation. You are not alone.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

1 + 2 = 3. Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers--everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? What was it?" Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

Click here to View This Issue Online With Images
Click here to View Back Issues by Number or View Back Issues by Topic

American Polywater Corporation -- The world's leading manufacturer of cable pulling lubricants, cable cleaners, and MRO & construction chemicals.
P.O. Box 53 | Stillwater, MN 55082 USA
1-(651) 430-2270 (Voice) | 1-(651) 430-3634 (Fax)
1-(800) 328-9384 (Toll-Free US/Canada Only)