Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #680


          Ah, the venerable 6-pack. Whether it's beer or abs--or both--the 6-pack is almost universally known and revered. Thanks to Polywater's FST Foam Duct Sealant, we now have another reason to worship it.

We refer to the FST packages FST-250KIT and FST-250KIT1. There's an important difference between the two, but there's occasionally confusion. As usual, beer can help.

The FST-250KIT contains all the materials needed to make multiple duct seals: cartridges, nozzles, damming strips, abrasive, gloves, positioning rod, pre-treating wipe, resealing cap, instruction sheet, etc. Kit components are neatly contained in a plastic bag. The bag is stuffed in a box for shipping. The application tool (FST-TOOL250) is sold separately.

Amazingly, the FST-250KIT1 contains exactly the same stuff--thus the confusion! So what's the difference? The shipping box ... and price. The 'KIT1 ships in a box with only one bagged kit--hence the "1" at the end of the catalog number. This is for low-volume users or trial orders. The 'KIT ships in a box with six bagged kits. The FST-250KIT shipping carton is a 6-pack!

Pricing always applies to individual units (kits). The individual 'KIT price is lower than the 'KIT1 due to the economy of buying multiples of six. A customer could buy 6 'KIT1 and get 6 kits in 6 boxes. Or they could save money and buy 6 'KIT and get 6 kits in 1 box. Remember, it's always more expensive to buy 6 individual beers than a 6-pack. If a customer only wants 3 kits they must buy 3 'KIT1. You can't get 3 'KIT (at least from the factory); they only come in multiples of six: 6 or 12 or 18, and so on.

For this year's Halloween costume the Friday Fax Editor plans to strip off his shirt and strap on a case of FST-250KIT to display his "6-pack" abs. You could try this on a sales call, but you might not get past security. Maybe you could just mention the 6-pack analogy to make your point.


The Joke
                              Quick Wit. For all who work with rude customers, isn't it a shame we can't actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny while making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after the jet was withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be first class." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Desk 14 who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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