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Issue #674 |
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Electrical and communications contractors often come into contact with fiberglass insulation on jobsite, even when they aren't the ones installing it. As many know, such contact causes annoying and painful irritation to unprotected skin. Grime-Away Wipes can help alleviate the discomfort quickly on site. Fiberglass insulation contains small strands of glass fiber. Contact with fiberglass can force fiber particles into skin pores, irritating them and causing the itching sensation. The standard advice for treatment is:
Enter convenient Grime-Away. While it can't provide the pore-opening temperature changes, it does an excellent job of helping to remove insulation fibers from skin and hands! The clean wipes saturated with skin-safe Grime-Away solvent perfectly substitute for the wet rags. Workers simply pull a few moist towelettes from the handy canister, wipe the skin in single-direction downward motions, and get on with their business. Add this use tip to your Grime-Away sales pitch. |
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Philosophy Quotes. 1) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5) The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. 7) What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8) If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10) Is there another word for synonym? 11) Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12) What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14) Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 15) If a dog ate a cantaloupe, would he become melancholy? |
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