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The Blondes Are Back 2. 1) A blonde was driving and got caught in a hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents. The next day she took it to a repair shop. Seeing she was blonde, the owner decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got on her hands and knees and blew into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, but still nothing. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blonde explained the repairman's instructions. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like, hello! You need to roll up the windows first." 2) A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. Fascinated, she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde said, "Wow! That's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss said, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee." 3) A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home for the day to relax and rest?" "Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. Later the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees her crying hysterically. "Are you gonna be okay?" he asks. "No!" exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died too!" |
