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Issue #670

We thought you should know: the Midwest ENERGY Association (MEA) is teaching a lot of good people about cable pulling lubrication at EnergyU, their electronic education center. Where did the MEA get their materials for the course? American Polywater.

Check out the EnergyU Education Course Overview. All the information, all the pictures--mostly depicting Polywater products--and all the videos were provided by American Polywater free of charge for the benefit of the industry. The training will be used by the members of Midwest ENERGY Association, who will access it through EnergyU. According to the MEA, their education program is ...

"The most comprehensive e-learning portal for the Energy Industry, EnergyU is home to over 600 energy companies and nearly 20,000 employees. In response to the needs of the energy industry and at the request of its members, MEA offers the most comprehensive e-learning portal through EnergyU ... offering over 200 training courses."

This is great news for you. They're teaching your sales pitch in school now.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

My Job History. 1) My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2) Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3) After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4) Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. 5) Then tried being a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6) Next I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it ... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7) My best job was as a musician, but I eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8) I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9) Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried hard, but just didn't fit in. 10) I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11) I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. 12) So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13) After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian--until I realized there was no future in it. 14) My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15) So I tried retirement ... and found I'm perfect for the job!

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