Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #660 |
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In a huge development, Houston Wire & Cable Company--one of the largest distributors of electrical wire and cable in the U.S.--is now putting Polywater LZ Recommendation Labels on reels of their LifeGuard Low Smoke Zero Halogen cables. According to Houston Wire & Cable, "These are the labels that we are using for the pulling lubricant recommendation. They are attached to every reel of LifeGuard LSZH cable that leaves any of our warehouses, just to ensure that nothing goes wrong by using the wrong lubricant for the job." In case you can't make out the text in the image at left or open the attachment to view the label, the contents are as follows: "NOTICE: PULLING LUBRICANT RECOMMENDATION. Polywater® Lubricant LZ, a gel based lubricant, is recommended for use with LifeGuard products. Some “wax-type” lubricants were found to significantly weaken some Low Smoke Zero Halogen cable jackets. In addition, the wax residue can ignite, burn vigorously and spread flame through a conduit. Polywater® LZ is made specifically for and has tested broadly compatible with Low Smoke Zero Halogen or Low Smoke Halogen Free cable in duct." It's hard to get a more definitive 3rd-party endorsement than that. HWC believes enough in Polywater LZ--and the potential consequences of failure to use it--that they've taken this extraordinary step. Consider carrying a copy of this label with you at all times so you can whip it out at the appropriate time to close a sale. The appropriate time is whenever the words Low Smoke Zero Halogen or Halogen Free, or the acronyms LSZH or LSHF are mentioned. Yelling "Aha!" as you do so is optional. |
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More Golfers Are Wonderful People. 1) Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" The woman says, "Yes, it is." The cop says, "Did you hit him with that golf club?" The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face. "Yes, yes, I did." The cop asks, "How many times did you hit him?" The woman says, "I don't know. I lost count. Just put me down for a five." 2) A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him. As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?" The man replied: "I got here in two, didn't I?" 3) The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" He looked her right in the eye and said, "Why? This isn't going to take all day, is it?" |
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