The Joke |
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More Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't. 1) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
2) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
3) What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
4) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
5) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
6) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
7) And your cry-baby, whiny-asset opinion would be ... what?
8) Do I look like a people person?
9) This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
10) I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
11) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
12) If I throw a stick, will you leave?
13) Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
15) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
16) A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
17) Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
18) Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
19) Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20) Chaos, panic, and disorder; my work here is done.
21) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
22) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. |
