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Issue #644 |
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Because a picture tells a thousand words, even the uninitiated can tell there's a small problem in this pad-mount transformer. Industry insiders are familiar with the cause: rodents. Luckily, Polywater has just introduced a new sealant that forms a ground barrier, preventing burrowing critters from wreaking such havoc: InstaGrout Sealant Barrier. This photo was included in the recent market introduction, accomplished via our Juice! Newsletter. The response was impressive. Not surprisingly, this picture was the most popular click-through. Sales agents should be aware of an additional application for new InstaGrout not mentioned in the flyer or newsletter. That is to fill transformer pad voids that occur outside the transformer when a size-mismatched replacement box is reset atop the original pad--something that happens surprisingly often at some utilities. If the new box isn't as wide as the pad "window", a portion of the opening can be left exposed. This opening must be filled to seal out all intruders, including curious children who might attempt to poke fingers or sticks inside. In such a case, even if a utility's work standards don't require sealing the pad window inside the transformer, this exposed slot on the outside end of the box must be sealed for safety reasons. InstaGrout is the perfect solution. |
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16 Life Lessons. 1) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2) If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3) There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4) People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5) You should not confuse your career with your life. 6) Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7) Never lick a steak knife. 8) The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9) You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10) You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11) There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12) The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. 13) A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14) Your friends love you anyway. 15) Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. 16) Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. |
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