Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #631

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          Superior Essex produces communications cable products and describes itself as "the world’s largest manufacturer of outside plant (OSP) copper telephone cable ... a leader in the manufacturing of local area network (LAN) copper and fiber optic cables ... the preferred supplier for many of the major communications service providers, leading enterprises, universities, hospitals, military facilities and businesses around the globe ... having manufactured more than 5,000 different communication cable designs in multiple ISO 9001:200 / TL 9000 facilities." So when they publish installation guidelines promoting the use of Polywater FTTx Wipes, the world should listen--or at least you should.

The Superior Essex Tech Guide advises installers to use suitable pulling lubricants that are specifically designed for use with datacom cables. Their Tech Guide leaves no doubt about what they consider suitable: "Superior Essex prefers the ease and control of lubricated wipes." They then include a link to the Polywater FTTx product flyer. They go on to warn installers that "... the majority of issues of insertion loss failures have been traced back to the use of 'generic' or 'all purpose' lubricants."

This is as powerful an endorsement as can be obtained, which makes it an invaluable selling tool for representatives of Polywater communications products. Save a copy for your use.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Ole Fills In for the Doctor. A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole," he said, "I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients." Ole said, "Yes, sir! So the doctor goes hunting and returns the following day. He asks, "So, Ole, how was your day?" Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." The doctor said, "Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" Ole said, "The second one had a burning stomach and I gave him MAALOX, sir," The doctor said, "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?" Ole said, "Vell, sir, I vas a sitting der and suddenly da door flies open and a beautiful woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everyting--including her bra and her panties--and she lies down on da table and shouts: 'Help me! I haven't seen a man in over two years!' The doctor said, "Great gosh, Ole, what did you do?" Ole said, "Vell, I put drops in her eyes!"

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