Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #627

Grime-Away™: This is the best cleaner I have ever used in my 30 years in electrical/plumbing work.
          At the bottom of every online Polywater® product flyer is a link to our Request for Quote page. This is a simple form visitors fill out with as much info as they're willing to share. The form then transmits the info to us via email. These inquiries, of which we receive many every day, are quickly followed up on by customer service personnel who funnel the leads to reps and/or distributors, as appropriate. Below is an actual example of what we receive. We especially like this one, since the writer took the time in the "Other Comments" section to give our Grime-Away Multipurpose Cleaning Wipes one of the best testimonials ever.

Request for Quote - American Polywater Products.
Date: 9/17/2010
Name: John Turilli
Title: President
Company: Turilli Business Development, LLC
Address: 632 W. Sierra Madre Ave
Gilbert, AZ 85233
Phone: 602-931-1XXX
Fax: 602-889-2XXX
E-Mail: XXX.XX@q.com
Product: Grime-Away
Package: 72 Pre-Moistened 10"x12" Towels
Quantity: 1
Date Required:
Location to be Used:
Specification Details: Please let me know the easiest way to purchase this product here in Arizona.
Competition:
Other Comments: This is the best cleaner I have ever used in my 30 years in electrical/plumbing work.

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