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Issue #618

Polywater teams up with A-D for an FST Foam Duct Sealant Promotion called "Seal The Deal." The exclusive offer for A-D Affiliates is ongoing right now and will run through September 30, 2010. Here's the "Deal":

Participating A-D distributor branches get 10% off best-column pricing through September 30, 2010 when they order just two counter-ready promotional kits.
They will also receive FST product literature, a sample of the finished product, and a counter display card.

What is a counter-ready promotional kit? It's simply catalog #FST-250KIT1, already on your literature and price sheet. Please make sure your customers reference quote number 9771 when they place their order.

While highly touted for cooking and swimming, water is a pernicious actor in conduits. It relentlessly seeks entry with a malicious goal of harming vital equipment. FST Foam blocks this water. This promotion is a great way for A-D distributors to generate sales or specifications with customers who've had (or want to avoid) issues with water entering switchgear, outdoor light fixtures, or underground cabling systems. Good targets are apartment buildings, condo complexes, schools, universities, and industrials that have manholes or vaults, or where switchgear is located in the basement. Whether it's water from rainfall, condensation, leaky dams, or melting comets, FST can stop it. Let's go here. Print the flyer linked above, make the A-D calls, and seal the deal!

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Four Worms. A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol ... dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke ... dead. The third worm in chocolate syrup ... dead. The fourth worm in good clean soil ... alive. So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in a back pew. She quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service.

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