Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #616 |
![]() New Polywater facility, looking northwest ![]() Old Polywater factory, looking northeast |
Earlier in Friday Fax Issue #522 we ridiculed Thomas Wolfe's famous adage that, "You can never go home again." We wrote: "We just think that's wrong ... and we can prove it. Seven years ago in September 2001, three days after the 9/11 attacks in New York and Washington D.C., Polywater's sales, accounting, and other office personnel left their lab, production, warehouse, and purchasing brethren behind and occupied new office digs two miles from the factory, a move necessitated by our having outgrown the existing facility. While the organization was able to function efficiently as a split operation over the past seven years, the physical separation was a cultural shock. "Those employees are now moving home soon. When the office/warehouse building next door to our factory suddenly came up for sale, we took advantage of the opportunity and bought it. After a few months of renovation, we'll be moving in. We might even throw up a picture of the new place in a future issue." We wanted to show you that picture of our new building right after we finished construction, but there was no landscaping ... and then, despite Al Gore's best prognostications, the annual Minnesota ice sheet advanced south out of Canada to bury the whole site in white for half a year. Now that the ice sheet has receded to Duluth and the lawn has sprouted, we're able to share our New Facility in all its verdant glory. The original factory is right across the parking lot. That's Sharon's office there in the new building, fifth window from the right. Wait a minute! What is Sharon doing in the parking lot? Why isn't she at her post? |
![]() The Joke |
I Have A Few Questions. 1) If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? 2) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 3) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 4) If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 5) What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? 6) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? 7) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? 8) Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? 9) As income tax time approaches have you ever noticed that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"? |
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