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Issue #612 |
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"S-1" is a popular acronym. Typing it into Bing.com yields almost 7 billion results! Examples range from the S-1 filing form used by public companies to register their securities with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission ... to the S-1 heart sound, the first in the cardiac cycle, occurring at the outset of ventricular systole (associated with closure of the mitral and tricuspid valves and synchronous with the apical pulse). While you may find those interesting, you should focus instead on the usage most relevant to your situation, that of agent for the S-1 Hot Stick Wipe. Our S-1 might not help your customers with the SEC, but it will keep them square with OSHA's requirement for daily maintenance of hot sticks: "Each live-line tool shall be wiped clean and visually inspected for defects before use each day." And it may not be as medically sophisticated as the human heart, but it just might help keep a lineman's ticking by preventing water or grime build-up on a hot stick to create a potentially lethal path for electricity. It's also important to note that of the 7 billion S-1 results on Bing, only one product performs the function of the S-1 Hot Stick Wipe. That's unique! Competitors' products do not match up. For example, Moisture Eater II from Hubbell® Chance® is a hot stick cleaning wipe, but it does not leave a water-beading coat. Customers must purchase and apply a second silicone wipe from Chance to perform that important safety task. Same thing with Hastings; they sell separate cleaners and silicone wipes. These two-step processes are expensive and inefficient. Polywater's S-1 contains the best hot stick cleaner going, plus a heavy charge of silicone for a one-step cleaning and water-proofing treatment process that is easy and effective. In today's environment of heavy emphasis on PPE (personal protective equipment) it's comforting to know that you represent the very best product. Number one out 7 billion? That's basically best on the planet ... and until SETI proves the existence of extraterrestrial hot sticks, we're claiming the universe. |
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Crabs. A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took the crabs home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1) Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2) Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. |
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