The Joke |
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Classic Biker Joke. A guy and his woman were roaring down the road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his girlfriend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." His girlfriend advised, "Why not just put the jacket on backwards?" The biker liked that idea, and so he did just that. They continued down the road, but around the next bend, trying to avoid a deer that suddenly appeared, they lost control and wiped out. A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police. The police asked him, "Were they wearing helmets?" The farmer said, "Yeah, but it didn't seem to do 'em any good." The police said, "Why, aren't they showing any signs of life?" The farmer explained, "Well, the female passenger was more or less cut in two when she went through the barbed wire fence; she was already deceased when I got there. The driver was only stunned and seemed fine ... until I turned his head around the right way!" |
